Monday, April 28, 2008

Gourmet Convenience Dinner courtesy of Kroger...


2 pieces Kroger frozen chicken ($1)
1 bag Kroger steam-in-the-bag Wax and Grean Beans ($1 after coupon)
1 bottle Kroger Garlic and Parmesan Chicken Wing sauce (closeout 60 cents)
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Chance to experiment with no-one home (priceless)

oh yeah and PS There's plenty left to take to work tonight, too :-)

Monday, April 21, 2008

Shepherd's Pie : Bad for your health...

"Row over shepherd's pie ends in court"


By Gary Cleland, Daily Telegraph, Britain
Last Updated: 8:30am BST 21/04/2008

A row over the correct way to make shepherd’s pie ended up in court after a disagreement between two brothers turned violent.




After a day spent drinking, Michael Garvin cooked his brother John the traditional English dish for dinner, expecting a grateful response.

John, however, voiced his disquiet that the pie was not topped with a layer of sliced tomatoes.

His brother, a chef, claimed a layer of tomatoes was not the appropriate way to finish off a shepherd’s pie, and responded by hitting him over the head with a shovel.

As the argument got out of control, John threatened to petrol bomb his brother’s flat and was arrested.

He spent a night in the cells in Blackburn, Lancs, where the pair lived in flats opposite each other. He admitted a breach of the peace, and was bound over to keep the peace for 12 months in the sum of £200.

Catherine Allen, prosecuting, said the brothers had been drinking before Michael embarked on culinary duties.

She said: “The argument started because there were no tomatoes on the top of the shepherd’s pie that Michael had made for their tea and John thought this was wrong.”

John swore at his brother and then said he was going to petrol bomb Michael’s flat, the prosecutor said.

This had frightened his brother, as John had previously set fire to his own flat, the court heard.

Liz Parker, defending, said : “My client does not accept the remark about petrol bombing.

“What he does say is that Michael hit him over the head with a shovel and there was a lot of trouble over very little.”

District Judge Peter Ward told the defendant that, in his view, there was no need for a layer of tomatoes on a shepherd’s pie.

Delia Smith’s shepherd’s pie recipe makes no mention of tomatoes.

Sunday, April 6, 2008

Getting Freaky In The Kitchen

One of my beliefs is never to throw food away. You can bag leftovers for the freezer, or even giving them to the dog saves a scoop or three of artificially processed faux "lamb and rice" food (and, as yet, her palate has not developed enough to say "Oi! This is dried thyme in here...don't be such a slackerel next time, loser, it's freshly picked or i'm done with you!")


So adapting and altering recipes to fit what you have on hand and need to use is an essential practice. Yesterday, I decided to make Shepherd's Pie, a family favorite. But I had a huge rutabaga hanging around, and some potatoes that were so soft they were squishy. But no-one knows when they're chopped up and mashed, you know? And some gravy (the kind that goes on sausage and biscuits) in the fridge from earlier in the week, too. And a packet of shredded cheese that came with a salad I had got at a fast food restaurant. And no onions (but loads of butter and corn)

Et voila! Mozzarella Encrusted Shepherd's Pie with a Mashed Rutabaga, Potato and Pepper Gravy topping. You'd pay $20 for a plate of that in a Manhattan restaurant, you know!

ahhhhhh....Nescafe


I fully endorse that phrase "life is too short to drink bad coffee". However, as I go through a pound of whole bean in less than a week, and gas prices being as exorbitant as they are, something had to give. I mean, I can't go 3/4 the way to work and back, can I?

So I noticed in the "international" section of our grocery store a huge stonking great jar of Nescafe for $5.45. Now most people would immediately baulk at instant, but you see, I was RAISED on Nescafe. In the UK in the 70s and 80s that's pretty much all we drank. Pop the (electric) kettle on, one spoon of coffee, two sugars, blob of milk, boom! coffee in 2-3 minutes. I swear, I would have 9 or 10 cups of that a day.

And do you know what, I bought it. It's one of those feelings, tastes, smells, that just takes you back to your childhood, (on that topic, whatever happened to white dog poo? I guess dogs just don't eat bones anymore...) and I'm really quite enjoying it. So up yours, Mr Corporate $12 a pound Ethiopian Yrgacheffe
Coffee Company...this'll do nicely. Well, for a while, at least ...